The Sunday Dinner/Lunch Thread

[NoMercy]

We are having Steak burgers and jenga chips.

How about you?

[DTCwordfan]

This is not one of mine - but it's cute:

Colin the Cumberland sausage
was as happy as a pig in mud.
Today the master butcher made him
for the table of Mr Wood.

So full of beans was Colin
he was nearly bursting from his skin,
until the butcher wrapped him in paper
for the errand boy to deliver him.

Colin the Cumberland sausage
was delivered the very same day
to Publican Wood at the Barley Mow pub
who would cook him in the usual way.

Colin was laid out on the table
ready to go in the pan,
but Wuffer the dog entered the kitchen
and took Colin in his mouth and ran.

Now nobody knows what became of Colin
we assume he was eaten by the dog,
but don’t be surprised to see his brother
on the table of the Barley Mow pub.

[JonnyBoy12]

I also would like to come round to someone's Sunday lunch. I too would bring a bottle of wine or something else.