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marval | 16:20 Sat 07th Jul 2012 | Jokes
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Dracula was walking along the road one night when he heard a noise from up above.

He looked up to see sausage rolls, volo-vents, cucumber sandwiches, chicken wings and all sorts of party food tumbling towards him.

The food hit Dracula and knocked him to the ground.

As he lie there dying he said "Oh no its Buffet the vampire slayer".
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Tee hee. Poor Dracula.
22:45 Sat 07th Jul 2012
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Groan, but also a little lol.
11:53 Sun 08th Jul 2012
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Who does Dracula marry?

The girl necks door!
19:44 Mon 30th Jul 2012

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