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Jemisa | 22:46 Fri 31st Aug 2012 | Jokes
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On January 9th, this year a group of Hells Angels bikers were riding through London
when they saw a girl about to jump off Westminister Bridge So they stopped.
George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks
through a group of gawpers, past the Met. Police , and says, "What are
you doing?"
She says, "I'm going to commit suicide."
While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," he didn't want to miss a
" be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked ... "Well, before you jump,
why don't you give me a kiss?"

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did
just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed
immediately by another one.

After they finished, George gets approval from his biker-mates , the
onlookers, and even the Police and says, "Wow! That was the best
kiss I have ever had Darlin' That's a real talent you're wasting Love
You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing
suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."

It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed !!!
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Love it Jem, Keep em coming! It cheered up my day!
12:42 Sat 01st Sep 2012
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Keep going Jem - I've yet to see tabathazig produce any side-splitters ....
yeah, there's nothing wrong with a bit of antibikerism in a joke.
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lol. gave me a chuckle this morning. thanks.
Tabathazig - Don't criticise unless you are willing to compete. - lol jem.
LOL, very good Jem.
HaHa, keep the jokes coming Jem.
Love it Jem, Keep em coming! It cheered up my day!

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