" to wear clothes today," my husband said to me, stepping out of the shower. "What do you reckon the neighbours will think if I mow the grass like this?" he asked. "Probably that I married you for your money," I replied.
My brother sent for a mail-order bride from Czechoslovakia 6 months ago and she still hasn't arrived. He rang them earlier today asking where she was and they told him, "The Czech is in the post."