toilet privacy

[alan-r]

i sometimes use a pub toilet when i'm in a certain city and noticed that there is a cctv camera directly above the mens urinal,in such a position they can "see all"
i thought this was illegal.but according to the city council i let know about this its up to the discretion of the pubs owners where they place cameras ?

[mike11111]

"...How many people do you know that pee in the middle of the living room?"

Most of the over sixties!

[Sqad]

mike...LOL

[DTCwordfan]

Buy a fifteen inch chorizo sausage, stuff it down your trousers and then undo your zip and reveal it. For further fun bore a hole down the middle, insert a tube and squeezy bottle with yellow water in it.

Watch the barman's face when you go back in.....

[queenofmean]

Tony, QoM just showed this to me - I do not "perform" (not with my arthritis) I just use the word a lot.........

[tonyav]

Ok, nungate note to self, careful with that qom she will grass me up lol.

[queenofmean]

i think i was just - what ever the equivilant of 'frape' may be on here?

[douglas9401]

The brewers may have decided to splash on security.

[jomifl]

I don't mind, I don't give a toss.

[jno]

these days she won't even smoke it.

[Duncer]

"I would be tempted to wave it about a bit and say, "Cop a load of this!" "

Reminds me of my short lived career as a flasher. I spent ages picking a secluded area in the park, waited even longer for a passer by and then pounced, throwing out the beast and saying to the young lady "What do you think of that dear".

She looked it up and down and, after careful consideration, said "It looks like a cock, only smaller".

[Duncer]

If they want to stamp out drug taking they should install UV lighting as it makes veins difficult to locate.

[Hopkirk]

Perhaps they just want to know who spits their chewing gum into the urinals

[MichaelZZ]

I used to go in a pub that had the Johnny MacHine wired up to a submarine klaxon so that when anyone invested in a 3pack the thing went off in the public bar, usually to a loud cheer and general raucousness.

[cubic999]

embrace it and flash em

[RowanBoat]

Nice one MikeZZ! It took me a minute or two to work out Johnny MacHine!