Love it! Just as ridiculous a plot as ever,and you have to keep up to know who knows what and who's cheatin' on who etc.The reason Bobby is selling Southfork is that he's gonna die and he doesn't want the two sons fighting over it any more and he is selling it to a 'Conservancy' who are gonna make it protected land,but the woman Bobby thinks he is selling to is really in cahoots with JR or is it Jun Russ or Swellen even,see what I mean?Great fun,now why did Terry Wogan call her the poison dwarf anyway? I get the second half.