2 Old ladies.

[moonraker558]

TTFN & Sibton were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning.
Sibton noticed something funny about TTFN's ear and said,
"Did you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?"

TTFN answered, "I have? A suppository?"
She pulled it out and stared at it.

Then she said, "Sibton, I'm glad you saw this thing.
Now I think I know where my hearing aid is."

[ttfn]

Mamya - I will always find you - I shall just point the hearing aid in the direction of flicking pages of a large dictionary.

Maj - I am surprised at you - thudddddddddddd.


(Like hell I am, that butling job has done you no favours whatsoever)

LOL

[Psybbo]

moonie, you promised you wouldn't tell LOL

[askyourgran]

lol mooney, she has so much patience.

[Psybbo]

I've just noticed he said two old ladies, MOONIE YOU'RE A DEAD MAN

[DTCwordfan]

I thought "innuendo" was when you enjoyed anal sex.