Cling film

[poosils]

My blonde wife called me today and said, "I'm at the supermarket, do you want anything?"

"Yes," I replied, "Pick me up some cling film."

"Any particular brand?" she asked.

"Get the box with Baco written on it," I replied, "It's 40 meters long."

"P*ss off, Dave." she said, "How am I supposed to get on a bus with that?"

[starone]

Sorry - I don't understand that. I know it must be naughty so perhaps it's my puritan background. (I'm joking)