ChatterBank0 min ago
Church Signs
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Wasn't sure where to put this. Jokes? Religion? Well, Chatterbank won.
These signs are all from outside American churches:
There are some questions that can't be answered by Google
Honk if you love Jesus, text while driving if you want to meet him
Read the bible, it's user friendly plus we offer tech support here on Sundays at 10.30 am
Church parking - trespassers will be baptised
To be almost saved is to be totally lost
How do we make holy water? We boil the Hell out of it.
What is missing from CH CH? U R
Adam blamed Eve, Eve blamed the snake and the snake didn't have a leg to stand on
Try Jesus, if you don't like him the devil will always take you back
Where will you be sitting in eternity, smoking or non-smoking?
Under the same management for over 2,000 years
These signs are all from outside American churches:
There are some questions that can't be answered by Google
Honk if you love Jesus, text while driving if you want to meet him
Read the bible, it's user friendly plus we offer tech support here on Sundays at 10.30 am
Church parking - trespassers will be baptised
To be almost saved is to be totally lost
How do we make holy water? We boil the Hell out of it.
What is missing from CH CH? U R
Adam blamed Eve, Eve blamed the snake and the snake didn't have a leg to stand on
Try Jesus, if you don't like him the devil will always take you back
Where will you be sitting in eternity, smoking or non-smoking?
Under the same management for over 2,000 years