SEX Insurance

[Jemisa]

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ARE YOU INSURED FOR ANY SEX?



Make sure you get the Correct Insurance for the sex you may be getting.
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Please find a list of companies below catering for most tastes:

Sex with your wife - Legal & General.

Sex on the telephone - Direct Line.

Sex with your Partner - Standard Life.

Sex with someone Different - Go Compare.

Sex with a Fat bird - More Than.

Sex On the back seat of a car - Sheila's Wheels.

Sex with a posh bird - Privileged.

Sex with an OAP - Saga !

Sex with a transvestite - confused.com

[tonyav]

Sex in a Vauxhall - Aviva.

[Jemisa]

If you're a contortionist Tony, WHY not? (oops, me back)

jem

[tonyav]

LOL, Jem these were posted last week I think.

[McMouse]

Sex with a sailor - Admiral

[boxtops]

This one was posted a few days ago, it attracted a lot of replies

[boxtops]

here you go - only last Monday! http://www.theanswerb.../Question1181374.html

[Jemisa]

Whoops! sorry folks & Starbi I would not have posted it if I had known. With this in & out of hospital stuff I missed it.
Sorry again.

jem

[tonyav]

Don't worry about it, Jem.

[LochNessMonster]

Sex with an orgy - go via comparethemarket.com

[starone]

Easy to do jem and embarrassing when you do it.

[marval]

Still funny Jem

[askyourgran]

Sex with a cigar Churchill