A New Chat Up Line.

[dickythecook]

The good ol' country boy was in the bar next to an extremely good looking woman. He leans over and whispers in her ear.
" You remind me of my little toe "
" Why " she asks, "Is it because I am small and cute?"
"No" he replies, " It is because I will probably bang you on the coffee table later, when I'm drunk!!"

[albaqwerty]

LOL!!!

[waterboatman]

arf arf arf but hardly likely to attract said lady! :o}

[dickythecook]

Are but, wbm what if she was the one deliverig the line, eh? It could explain the toenail!
(best keep that to ourselves tho')

[waterboatman]

Hadn't thought of that! :o}

[albaqwerty]

I don't paint my toenails, just as well really :-)