Cracker Jokes

[maggiebee]

What is an ig?
An igloo without a loo

How do snowmen get around?
They ride an icicle.

What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert?
Lost.

Why was Santa's little helper feeling depressed?
He had low elf-esteem.

What's round and bad tempered?
A vicious circle.

[starone]

Tee-hee. Lovely - any more where they came from marval?

[maggiebee]

Marval????

[maggiebee]

Why didn't the skeleton go to the New Year's Eve party?
He had no body to go with.

What does the word minimum mean?
A very small mother.

What is Santa's favourite pizza?
One that's deep pan, crisp and even.

[starone]

Sorry maggie - it's the snowmen got me confused.

[starone]

Yes like these as well maggie (got it right this time).