Thieves

[puternut]

Just got home to find all the windows & doors open.
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They've taken everything....its all gone.
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The dirty, rotten thieives!
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What kind of sick minded person could do that to someone else!?
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You are not human,you're low life scum.
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It was my advent calender and you had no right to open it and eat all the chocolate!

[starone]

Tee-hee. I'm not admitting to anything but I have great difficulty resisting chocolate, wherever it is.

[Chipchopper]

Cops arrested the thieves who stole the calender

The two brothers got 6 months each

[VHG]

Same joke posted 4th December

http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Phrases-and-Sayings/Jokes/Question1194274.html

[marval]

HaHa

[excelsior-1]

guilty as charged

[Baldric]

I didn't see it then VHG, I think it's funny.

Lol!

[smurfchops]

I read the first bit,and started feeling very sorry for you, so near Christmas and all that .. then I opened it up (scuse the pun). ... ha ha

[Tubbycoates]

Same joke gets posted at least twice every year, usually around the 2/3/4/5th

[starone]

Of course it does - it's Christmas.

[puternut]

Apologies to Ann86 for kind of re-vamping her previous post.

I did do a search on 'advent calender' and nothing came up.

Anyway 2 other points:
a) If we didn't repost some things then there would be a lot less posts on AB and b) aren't we supposed to be recycling at least 50% of our rubbish by 2020.

I'm just starting a little earlier.

[marval]

Good for you puternut

[puternut]

@ Chipchopper

You've got a 12-month chocolate advent calender!

Mine was only supposed to last 24-days

[Chipchopper]

you'v been robbed!