Sibs my boss once called me to her office and told me that she wanted the menu changing to include avocado pears. So i thought long and hard for at least 3 seconds and asked her if she had just started a new diet. "Yes" she said, "how did you know?" My reply was, and I promise this is true, was," Well Eileen, you have either just bought an Avocado Ranch or you are following the latest fad diet in the daiy mail!" At the time I was the Manager/Head Chef of her leisure complex in the Lakes. I lasted another two years.