The Mother Superior calls all the nuns in her convent into an emergency meeting. She says, "I must tell you something very important. We have a case of gonorrhea in our convent."
Way in the back of the room an old nun exclaims, "Thanks be to God. I am so tired of Blue Nun and it's got flies in it."
"Welcome to Celebrity Ready Steady Cook. So Anthony, you had £5 to spend in the Henley Waitrose...what's in your bag?
"'Organic chicken, langoustines, 36 live flies from Noma in Copenhagen, rice, stock, wine, scallops, onions, garlic, stilton, brie, goats-cheese and a case of bottle of Blue Nun and I have £2.74 left over'
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