Two Hydrogen Atoms Walk Into A Bar

[excelsior-1]

One says, 'I think I've lost an electron.' The other says 'Are you sure?' The first says, 'Yes, I'm positive...'

[excelsior-1]

no response here

think i'll go and do the ion-ing

[starone]

I only pop in now and then excelsior, so I don't comment right away. Anyway, tee-hee, made me smile.

[maggiebee]

Quite right too - no point in going through life with a negative attitude.

[excelsior-1]

no worries, starbuckone

i only needed to say something in order to justify the second line

[losgigs]

That's a highly charged joke...!

[DTCwordfan]

Oh deary me.....

this one may well bomb or folk go nuclear over it.

[Prudie]

or at least cause confusion..

[frugalfred]

Quark! Quark! I'm ducking out of this one.

[frugalfred]

Do the ion-ing? Any other pressing matters?

[frugalfred]

Did you hear about the atomic scientist who has a dose of the clap? He went into hospital, and came out with a new clear weapon.

[Prudie]

Yeah do the ioning? Get a half-life

[excelsior-1]

brilliant prudie

best answer thoroughly merited

[EDDIE51]

A Neutron walks into a bar and asks '' How much is a drink?'' the barman replies ''For you No charge''

[Svejk]

Were they meeting an Oxygen atom to splash out?