Bar Photo's
I was enjoying a pint in an Ayrshire pub when I noticed a collection of old black and white photo's on the wall, behind the bar
The landlord saw me studying them and said with a grin "aye those were the days my friend"
There was a young Lulu singing her wee heart out, on a stage made out of four upturned beer crates, Susan Boyle signing autographs for customers, Kirk Douglas sitting outside astride his vintage Harley Davidson
Then I noticed a photo of Billy Connolly, shaking hands with Walt Disney, I pointed and asked the landlord, "whats that one all about"
He turned to me and said, "well Billy Connolly tells jokes and Walt Diznae