Canny Scot!

[Iluvspikey]

A Scotsman is sitting in a bar in Cuba and is minding his business when a man with a large black beard walks in. The man goes to the bar and orders a shot of whisky. The bartender serves him, the man drinks the whisky then starts walking out the door. The bartender says, "Hey aren't you going to pay for that?" The man says, "Excuse me, Castro's Army."
The bartender says, "Alright then" and the man leaves.
A few minutes later another man with a large black beard walks in. The
man goes to the bar and orders a shot of whisky. The bartender serves
him, the man drinks the whisky then starts walking out the door. The
bartender says, "Hey aren't you going to pay for that?" The man says,
"Excuse me, Castro's Army." The bartender says "Alright then" and the
man leaves.
The Scotsman gets an idea and walks up to the bar and orders a shot of
whisky. He drinks the whisky then starts walking out the door. The
bartender says, "Hey aren't you going to pay for that?" The Scotsman
says, "Excuse me, Castro's Army." The bartender says, "Hey where is your
big black beard?" The Scotsman thinks quickly. He lifts his Kilt and
says, "Secret Service!"

[DTCwordfan]

MI6 are watching.

[starone]

Good one spikey. One I haven't seen before.