Found This On A Local News Website

[beastmonkey]

http://www.thisisgrimsby.co.uk/Noisy-flatulence-interrupts-court-session-Grimsby/story-18013672-detail/story.html#axzz2KmQQ6XmA

[Mosaic]

Those long winter evenings must just romp past in Grimsby.

[anotheoldgit]

This story 'stinks'.

[RATTER15]

Its news when somebody farts in court? !!!!!!

That really is sad, but there again, maybe because nothing else news worthy happens, it cant be such a bad place?

[vulcan]

time to issue these
http://www.shreddiesgifts.com/giftware/

[Sqad]

RATTER...have you ever been to Grimsby?........a flatal,aroma would be like a breath of fresh air in that town.

[Peter Pedant]

agree Ratter - had a good night did you ? -

Bridport was a another place - they had a murder in 1957 and the next one was the unfortumate Bridders man who was blown up by the bomb in Green Park Tube station in 1970 - and in between the sea blew in and the sea blew out and not much else.....

[anotheoldgit]

'Blown' all out of proportion, another example of reporters getting a 'whiff' of something, and suddenly it is news.

[sandyRoe]

"All the lights went out..." Do they use candles to light the courts up there?

[humbersloop]

..sighs..

I often think it's the people who put the grim in grimsby

[aelmpvw]

thanks sandy, another experiment i must try to see if it's possible

[sandyRoe]

No, don't. It's a highly inflammable gas. You might easily blow yourself up.

[aelmpvw]

:-)