60Th Birthday

[irismay]

I have a friend who works with books coming up to her 60th birthday. Can anyone help with a funny book title I could put on her card. eg "Over the Hill" by R.U.Peaking I'm sure there must be something better than that.

[grasscarp]

Queen's telegram minus forty by Will I Maykit

[mahonia]

Going Places by Ivor Buspass

[grasscarp]

I was thinking of bus pass but not every area give them at 60

[TheWinner]

It depends on how risque you want to make it, the suggestions may all start with: I'm a ??????? by Justin Books or I'm a ??????? by Justin Fiction.

[TheWinner]

or even, I've bought some ????? by Justin Case, or I've got some ??? by Justin Case.

[Georgiesmum]

Forty years in the saddle by Major Bumsore.
Fall off the cliff by Eileen Dover.

[irismay]

Thank you all very much. The answers are all good - the difficulty will now be choosing which to use, so I'll probably put them all on the card.

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A brief history of alcoholism - P Stazanewt

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Cemetery Monuments - Ed Stones
A cat under the duvet - Claude Balls
The Hungry Dog - Nora Bone

[grumpy01]

Bicycling in Wales by Ruddy hard peddling
Rusty Bed springs by I.P. Nightly

[grumpy01]

Over The Hill by Hugo First