Ab Star Sign Characteristics Part 9 - Capricorn (Dec 21 - Jan 20)

[mrs_overall]

Famous Capricorns include Muhammed Ali, Idi Amin, George Foreman, Joe Frasier, Marlene Dietrich and Stephen Hawking. All of these enjoyed a good punch up apart from Stephen Hawking, who made do with the odd bout of wheelchair rage.

Capricorns are hardworking, reliable and can be exceedingly dull. They make very good accountants. They have very good memories and never forget an insult. Some bear grudges going back to their time in the womb. If they have enemies, they show no mercy. They tend to be solitary. Many spend hours talking on their mobile phones which are switched off, just so they can pretend they have friends. They hate waste and can often be seen following postmen, picking up the discarded rubber bands. Many Capricorns have a natural affinity with animals, and some have a VERY unnatural affinity with them.

Healthwise, Capricorns are prone to suffering from verrucas and catching diseases from goats.

Their likes include large dogs, goats, horseshoes, maize, rugby, wrestling, sparkly thongs, visiting A&E and ripping the tops off boxes

Their dislikes include lavender, Dale Winton, canals, anyone from Rutland, plastic cutlery and earwigs.

In love, Capricorns make steadfast partners. They drive their spouses insane by reusing teabags, having their pj's buttoned up to the neck and refusing to do anything other than the missionary position with the lights out.

There is no cusp as people either side of the sign of Capricorn would be horrified and would protest too much.

[mrs_overall]

Ah but you HAVE done at some point in your life tony

[Psybbo]

Better get a pair, tony, if only for emergencies