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Jemisa | 00:14 Sat 23rd Mar 2013 | Jokes
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Things you would Love to say out Loud at Work:
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1. Congratulations, you have officially earned the Dumber than a Box of Rocks Award.

2. You know the acronym behind your name won't keep me from kicking your a*se in the car park.

3. And your crybaby whiny-a*sed opinion would be...?

4. Do I look like a people person?

5. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

6. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

7. If I throw a stick, will you leave?

8. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

9. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

10. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?

11. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

12. Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.

13. How do I set a laser printer to stun?

14. I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted a salary.

15. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

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16. three hundred million sperm ..... and you were the fastest?
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17. You were the reason condoms were invented.

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Tee-hee. lots of laughs, as usual.
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