Missed

[marval]

The new family in the neighbourhood overslept and their six-year-old daughter missed her school bus.

The father, though late for work himself, had to drive her.
Since he did not know the way, he said that she would have to direct him to the school.

They rode several blocks before she told him to turn the first time, several more before she indicated another turn. This went on for 20 minutes – but when they finally reached the school, it proved to be only a short distance from their home.

The father, much annoyed, asked his daughter why she’d led him around in such a circle.

The child explained, “That’s the way the school bus goes, Daddy. It’s the only way I know.”

[excelsior-1]

but of course

very good, marval

[starone]

How lovely and so logical.

[zebo]

I did a similar thing when I took my new baby out in her pram, observed all the one way streets I'd only ever driven down!

[AlwaysConfused]

My grandmother's husband directs everyone in a similar fashion. I've always called him 'Bus-route John'.