In Church On Sunday...
One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away.
Soon, everyone was gone, except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly. Satan walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"
The man replied, "Yes I certainly do. "
Satan asked, "Aren't you going to run?"
"NO I am not ," said the man.
Perturbed, Satan asked, "Why aren't YOU afraid of me?"
The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."