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brionon | 11:05 Wed 10th Apr 2013 | Jokes
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Me too, craft . .
Margaret Thatcher has passed away.

My thoughts are with Satan and the denizens of Hell at this most difficult and trying time for them.
Plans have begun for Margaret Thatcher's state funeral.

It'll be the first time ever the 21 gun salute is fired into the coffin.
I expected to see exactly what I did see sir.prize, and I wished to express MY opinion. There is no gratification in insulting the dead.
There's a difference between insults and Dark humour though.

Some years ago - this is not a joke - they had a margaret thatcher joke contest - basically were there any jokes she had told.

Two apparently

U turn if you want to - this lady is not for turning....

and when Gorbachev told her the cheering crowds were celebrating the centenary of Karl Marx, she replied: they would rather be celebrating the centenary of Marks and Spencer.

apparently there were no other entries.
Some newsbiscuit tickers have been pretty good:

"UK 'Split' over whether Thatcher was divisive"

"Minute's silence observed after people in North asked to list all the ways Thatcher improved the country"

"Man Utd. criticised for burying 'bad result' news on day of Thatcher's death"

Surprised that no-ones put this up.

She's only been in hell 1 day and she's already closed 3 furnaces.
I'm in the North so please don't generalise, I thought she was marvellous (well perhaps not so much towards the end)
Just a paraphrase from another site. The original was "whole country".
Well, nation. But same difference.

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