Poodle

[doristwonk]

I was eating a pork pie at the bus stop when a woman walked past with a poodle. The dog stopped, cocked its leg up and peed down my leg whilst staring up at my pork pie. I said to the woman 'I think it wants me to throw it a bit. Will that be alright?' She said 'Yes' so I threw the dog right across the road. It was amazing just how agitated she became>

[robber1]

Mmmm...........

[Toglet]

And your question is..........what?

[brawburd]

AB appears to have a new comic on the block. But, then again, who is to say that this wasn't a serious question? What kind of information can therefore be provided? Suitable packed lunches for people who live in towns with poodles? Exercises to strengthen leg reflexes so same people can remove themselves from peeing poodles? Refund on the bargain bin joke book?

[the_dipsey_1]

LMAO - i am shamed by my stupid sense of humor

[robber1]

I know many jokes, but I am not sure if AB is the place to tell them.It would end up being a web site joke page which can be found anywhere on the web.Being light hearted on certain subjects I hope is acceptable, but then again,where is the line drawn?I dont want doristwonk to take any comments too personally,as I am sure the user is only trying to contribute.

[FredPuli]

Yes, doristwonk, please remember to post questions in a proper form and on matters of genuine public concern. May I suggest you adopt Jacob as your role model in this ? (Anyway the Kennel Club only allow standard poodle throwing. I expect hers was a toy)

[Greedyfly]

Well you did ask!

[Hahabonk]

Was it alright?