In The Sex Shop...

[Jemisa]

A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop.

Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter.

Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, stuttering she ask the sales assistant "Dooo youuuu have dilllldosss?"

The assistant , politely trying not to burst out laughing replies, "Yes madam we do have dildos.

Actually we stock many different models."

The old woman then asks: "Doooo youuuu sstocckk aaa pppinkk onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo inchesss
ththiickk...aaand rrunns by bbaatteries?"

The assistant responds, "Yes we do madam.."

"Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn iittt offfff?"

[tonyav]

Big lol, jem.

[Frank97]

Lllllllooooollll! :-)

[Sharingan]

laughed myself silly at that xx

[marval]

Oldie but goodie, it still makes me smile.

[wardlaw]

Laughed long and loud. Brillliant.