Fed Up With This Mess

[slinky.kate]

now i have a hole in my living roon wall

[slinky.kate]

alba i cant send e mails ,have to wait for son to do it for me

[DTCwordfan]

There's a hole in the lounge wall, dear Slinky, dear Slinky,
There's a hole in the lounge wall, dear Slinky, a hole.
Then mend it, dear Builder, dear Builder, dear Builder,
Then mend it, dear Builder, dear Builder, mend it.
With what shall I mend it, dear Slinky, dear Slinky?
With what shall I mend it, dear Slinky, with what?
With a straw, dear Builder, dear Builder, dear Builder,
With a straw, dear Builder, dear Builder, with a straw.
The straw is for drinks, dear Slinky, dear Slinky,
The straw is for drinks, dear Slinky, for drinks,
Then cut a lime up, dear Builder, dear Builder, dear Builder,
Then cut a lime up, dear Builder, dear Builder, cut a lime up.
With what shall I cut it, dear Slinky, dear Slinky?
With what shall I cut it, dear Slinky, with what?
With a knife, dear Builder, dear Builder, dear Builder,
With a knife, dear Builder, dear Builder, with an knife.
The knife is too dull, dear Slinky, dear Slinky,
The knife is too dull, dear Slinky, too dull.
Then sharpen it, dear Builder, dear Builder, dear Builder
Then sharpen it, dear Builder, dear Builder, sharpen it.
On what shall I sharpen it, dear Slinky, dear Liza?
On what shall I sharpen it, dear Slinky, on what?
Get the bloody tonic, dear Builder, dear Builder, dear Builder,
Get the bloody tonic, dear Builder, dear Builder, get the bloody tonic
The tonic is too dry, dear Slinky dear Slinky,
The stone is too dry, dear Slinky, too dry.
Well wet it, dear Builder, dear Builder, dear Builder,
Well wet it, dear Builder, dear Builder, wet it.
With what shall I wet it, dear Slinky, dear Slinky?
With what shall I wet it, dear Slinky, with what?
try Gordon's gin, dear Builder, dear Builder, dear Builder,
try Gordon's gin, dear Builder, dear Builder, Gordon's gin.
In what shall I fetch it, dear Slinky, dear Slinky
In what shall I fetch it, dear Slinky, in what?
Oh for feck's sake, dear Builder, dear Builder, dear Builder,
Oh for feck's sake, dear Builder, dear Builder, feck's sale.
There's a hole in my lounge wall, dear Slinky, dear Slinky,
There's a hole in my lounge wall, dear Slinky, a hole.
Where your head's just been! dear Builder, dear Builder, dear Builder,
Where your head's just been! dear Builder, where your head's just been
You can't get men to do things right, dear ABers, dear ABers, dear ABers
You can't get men to do things right, dear ABers, anything right
Pour me a glass of wine and be done, dear Alba, dear Alba, derar Alba
Thank God someone can do that okay!
Thank God someone can do that okay!

[slinky.kate]

dtc.that was so funny,had me laughing out loud.appreciate that,thank you.

[slinky.kate]

alba i have sent you an e-mail

[Anngel]

Although this may not make you feel any better: it may raise a smile : Flanders and Swann...the gasman cometh.

[slinky.kate]

just got a phone call from the central heating mob,they are coming next week to check what is needing doing,at least i'll have a nice summer and everything should be done.

[DTCwordfan]

lovely timing with it just going cold for the weekend - now what's new about the weather this year?

[lady-janine]

kate - no wonder youare fed up. i would be in your shoes or slippers. sounds like a good son. that's nice for you.

love the poem DTC. do you sound like h belafonte when you recite it?

what a shame you can't join the others. bet they don't do much walking - more sitting in a bar and yattering. can you manage that? lol.