Weather...unbelievable.. !!

[murraymints]

This morning I was putting Sun cream on wearing small top working in garden...since then have had thunder and lightening....hailstones..torrential rain..now snow !!..what is going on?

[Psybbo]

mutter, mutter, didn't get one for my rocking toilet!

[murraymints]

French and German...

[DTCwordfan]

Had a friend who read French and Psychology - she was as mad as a box of "les grenouilles de Voltaire.

"Je n'avais rien à voir avec les grenouilles, sauf sur la table"

[DTCwordfan]

you might get one, sibs.......

[murraymints]

Ni mois pas !

[albaqwerty]

Rock-a-bye toilet
On Sib's high-tops
Leave it to DT
he'll show it the boss


(ok, so scanning and rhyming aren't really my forte)

[cupid04]

It's called April showers!
Don't cast a clout until May is out.

[Psybbo]

Bye bye looe and good riddance :-)

[murraymints]

Sibs....don't hold back !

[Psybbo]

I had to, minty!

[murraymints]

Ooo errr !

[DTCwordfan]

Some bog pieces are sharp
and some pieces
are very sharp. Sib’s got
her hands in her ex-toilet
and the water is freezing,
nearly frozen, and

there are bits of white
Andrex, little rolled bits,
amongst the sharp bits
of the broken porcelain.
She’s picking out the bits,
piling them on the frame

of the toilet. She just
walked out of the bathroom,
shut the door,
and the tank fell off,
smashed in the toilet.
The water is so cold

that she has to stop and dry
her hands on an oldblue towel.
Sibs checks her hands
for blood or splinters,
hold them up to the light
and look at them, closely.

Buqqer this, where’s the Builder
when you need him, plumbing
tools and porcelain bowl ready
Sibs reaches for her wine bottle.
It’s to be a “Fed Up” poopy weekend
Using the garden “lavatory.”

[Psybbo]

Cheers DT, very apt! Minty, apologies for sending your post down the toilet