Other Sports1 min ago
Advertising?
On Ken Bruce today:
Man walks into advertising dept of his local paper and asks "How much is it to put an advert in the paper?"
"£5 per inch" replies the assistant
"Oh no, that's far too expensive, I could never afford it"
"Well, if you tell me what you're selling I'll see what we can do"
"A 40 ft ladder" he says
Slightly condensed!
Man walks into advertising dept of his local paper and asks "How much is it to put an advert in the paper?"
"£5 per inch" replies the assistant
"Oh no, that's far too expensive, I could never afford it"
"Well, if you tell me what you're selling I'll see what we can do"
"A 40 ft ladder" he says
Slightly condensed!