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Birds Are Picking On Me.
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My husband is away and has left the car outside.(due to the garage being a bit full)Also a friend who is in hospital has parked here as well. Every bird in the area seems to be pooing over both cars, so I'm spending ages washing bird poo off two cars,and I don't even drive.(They do say its lucky)
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.Lucky, I don't think so, a couple of years ago four of us were going sea fishing to Brid, on Trish's orders took the car down to the local hand wash and had a mini valet for £12.00. (I'm not allowed to take the lads away in a dirty car). Got back from fishing to find every sea gull in Brid had used the car as a toilet, I mean there was that much crap on the windscreen one of the fishermen had to lend me a hose pipe so I could clean it enough to drive to the nearest car wash where it cost me another tenner, I was that mad if I'd had the .410 handy I'd have culled every bloody seagull in Brid.