Canadian Joke...

[Jemisa]

After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the "worlds best beer" a Corona The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me "The King Of Beers, a Budweiser" The bartender gives him one.
The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it. The guy from Molson sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.
The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, "Why aren't you drinking a Molson's?" The Molson's president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I.

[zebo]

And yet Americans are proud of their flavoured waters such as Coors, Miller and Bud. On the other hand, they also call that yellow slime on a squeazy bottle "cheese".