How Rude! If I Wasnt A Shrinking Violet...

[Booldawg]

...I wouldve SAID something!

Whilst queing up for a buffet style breakfast in a hotel the other day a man several behind me in the queue noticed there was only 2 fried eggs left.

He jumped in front of me, snaffled BOTH eggs on his plate and then returned to his place in the queue to load up with the other bits he wanted.

I had to have scrambled eggs instead, a poor second choice. I wish I was more confrontational - he wouldve got told! How many would've tackled this queue jumping codger?

[ummmm]

I'm not rude on here. I'm just a lazy typer and condense my sentences which some people think are blunt :-)

[sara3]

fluff, who are you calling lardarse???

[MadMen]

"which some people think are blunt :-)"

Think I need to get my lenses altered. I thought that said "some people think I'm a c u next Tuesday"!!

[society]

Maddy, put your specks on, it's there :)

[sara3]

MadMen, ummmm would never use a word like that!!!

[MadMen]

Soc, forgive me. I am ill.

[ummmm]

Errr....no, I wouldn't, I swear :-)

[mccfluff]

triggs of course, the biggest lardarse of them all

[sara3]

*moves away from screen to avoid ummmm's telescopic nose*

[Hopkirk]

I bet the egg snaffler drives a black BMW

[DTCwordfan]

I would have said, "I have fresh organic eggs being prepared for me, as I work for a major egg marketer. Those ones on your plate look pretty ill too me and probably are loaded with salmonella."

[Sammy48]

Just the fact he jumped the queue I would have said something, I hate greedy people.

[Brinjal]

I also would have asked for more nice fresh fried eggs. Four just to prove a point