Tummy Trouble

[queenofmean]

A little boy walks into his parents room to see his mum on top of his dad bouncing up and down, the parents hear him and his mum quickly dismounts, pulling the covers around her.

'What were you doing?' the boy asks his mum

'Well you see dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it' she explains.

'Your wasting your time' says the boy 'when you go shopping the lady next door gets on her knees and blows it right back up'

[nungate]

Where di you hear that? I'm in shock!

[queenofmean]

An Ex texted it to me on Tuesday!

[cupid04]

LOL, the old ones are the best. and being told off by mummy!xx

[tonyav]

LOL, t'is a gud un queenie. however you now have mom on your case !.

[pusskin]

ha ha ha Cor! You've shocked me queeny lol

[queenofmean]

My apologies lol

[pusskin]

lol, oh no, that really made me larf!!!!

[queenofmean]

I got sent it when I was at work....even I got the giggles!

[marval]

HaHa

[excelsior-1]

well queen, what can i say?

oh yes, I know...

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LOL!

[sancho1960]

Lol