Ten Things Not To Say To A Naked Man.

[DTCwordfan]

1. It's more fun to look at.
2. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
3. Wow, and your feet are so big.
4. It's ok, we'll work around it.
5. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
6. What do you call this?
7. Is that an optical illusion?
8. What is that?
9. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
10. Where's the rest of it?

[tonyav]

Brewers droop, thats called, cupid !.

[cupid04]

Don't drink then, tony

[DTCwordfan]

"pie r squared doesn't apply here....."

[Spoonboy]

Lol!

[tonyav]

cupid04
Don't drink then, tony


Wot, not even after.

[Spoonboy]

I'm thinking shrink wrap!

[cupid04]

One smoko only, lol!

[Spoonboy]

Let us hope his name is not Ivor Biggun.

[DTCwordfan]

Well with that size, Bespoken, you are obviously not coming out.

[cupid04]

I'm happy too!!

[Spoonboy]

Happiness is not usually an illusion, sir!

[Spoonboy]

The naked man might come back with something like, "it takes a sprat to catch a mackerel".

[NoMercy]

It will never come between us!

[Georgiesmum]

Oh Lord! Are you Arthur or Martha?