Politics0 min ago
Some Smiles...
Paul McCartney poem-: We lay upon the grassy bank, my hands were all a
quiver, I slowly undid her suspender belt and her leg fell in the river.
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It's important to keep fit as you get older, my granny started walking 5
kilometres a day when she was 60. Today she's 97 and we don't know where
the hell she is!
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Tampax have replaced the string on their tampons with a piece of
tinsel.... They say it's only for the Christmas period.
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Two newly weds turn up at a hotel and ask for the honeymoon suite, the
receptionist asks 'do you have reservations?' The bride answers 'Yes, I
won't take it up the ar**'!
Answers
Love the McCartney one :) Actually they are all good :)))
22:12 Thu 25th Jul 2013