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excelsior-1 | 09:29 Sat 27th Jul 2013 | Jokes
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The school teacher was taking the class in basic maths. She said to little Johnny, "If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many have you got?"

"Seven," replied Johnny.

"No, Johnny," explained the teacher. "That's not the right answer. Listen. If I give you two apples, then I add another two apples and another two apples after that, how many have you got?"

"Six," replied Johnny.

"That's right," said the teacher. "So, let's try again. If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many have you got?"

"Seven," replied Johnny.

"Seven!" wailed the teacher. "How do you get seven?"

"Because I've already got one rabbit at home!"
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He's wrong, by now there'd be blooming hundreds of 'em.
Serves her right, she should know if she asked 'Little Johnny' she'd be asking for trouble. Why is it the teachers pick him he's a pain in the @rse!

Jem
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