Stupid Cow...

[Jemisa]

One day, a farmer walked into a pub and asked the barman for the strongest thing in the pub.
"What's wrong, fella?" asked the barman.
''Some things you just can't explain." said the farmer,

''Try me.''
"Ok. I was milking my cow this morning and I filled the bucket clear to the top. Then the stupid cow knocked it over with her left leg, so I grabbed some string and ties her left leg up. Then I milked her again and the stupid cow again knocked it over with her right leg. So I grabbed some string and tied up her right leg. I then milked her again and the cow knocked it over with her tail. But this time I was out of string, so I decided to use my belt, so I tied it up with my belt. Just then my trousers fell down and my wife walked in.''

"You're right," said the barman. "Some things you just can't explain."

[bookbinder]

Nice one.

[tonyav]

LOL.

[marval]

lol

[Spoonboy]

That's an udderly good joke Jemisa.

[jomifl]

That would be funny if....

[excelsior-1]

LOL

that's his excuse