I Shall Never Be Able To Look A Toaster In The Face Again ...

[sunny-dave]

http://www.london-fire.gov.uk/news/LatestNewsReleases_2807201320.asp#.UfY0WI3rzmYs

[joggerjayne]

And you'd put it in a toaster because ... ???

[sandyRoe]

weanie roast ?

[mccfluff]

seems a logical thing to do with a penis if you have a toaster handy.....

maybe it was cold?

[sandyRoe]

weenie ^

[sunny-dave]

I just hope it was a 'long slot' ...

[joggerjayne]

And guys with rings stuck in their privates?

Big rings? Or ...

[Baldric]

Ah! so that's how you get images to appear on bits of toast,
;o)

[tonyav]

Had the toaster got an automatic pop up feature.

[andy-hughes]

I like to see youg people enjoying themselves!

[joggerjayne]

Frankly, you'd rather spend the rest of your life attached to a toaster, rather than call the emergency services.

Can't you just take a toaster apart? Mine has little screws.

[sandyRoe]

The rings intrigue me. I can never get mine to stay on. :-(

[tonyav]

Mine has little screws.


Well jj, apparently he was having a little screw !.

[sunny-dave]

Perhaps he misunderstood the use of the 'Muffin Warmer' feature?

[chrisgel]

I was tempted to put something about grilled cheese but thought better of it. Doh.......

[tonyav]

Blurrrrrrgggggg.

[WELSHYORKIE]

Hot little screw if it was turned on Tony - wonder if anyone has used a George Foreman grill to get those nice little griddle type marks on their todger?

[netibiza]

I can vaguely under the p**** in the vacumn cleaner, but not in the toaster. Over here last month there was a 50yr old male who put a sex toy on his thing and couldn't get it off, one of the guardia civil took piccies of it , it was so purple and swollen I couldn't see what it was, the surgeons had to call the fire brigade and given him a general anesthetic so he didn't move during the removal, ouch !!
do women do stupid things???

[craft1948]

Unfortunately they do neti. My nephew is a doctor in A&E and has had to remove various objects which ladies had inserted and couldn't get out again.