The Visit.

[Jemisa]

A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.
While playing with his toys in her bedroom while his Nan was dusting,
he looked up and said, "Nanny, how come you don't have a boyfriend?"

Grandmother replied, "Darlin', my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my
bedroom and watch it all day long. The TV presenters keep me company
and make me feel so good. The comedies make me laugh.
I'm so happy with my TV as my boyfriend."

His Nanny turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible.
She started adjusting the airial, trying to get the picture in focus.
Frustrated, she started hitting the back & side of the TV hoping to sort the problem.

The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door,
and there stood Grandmother's priest

The priest said, "Hello, son, is your grandmother in?"

The little boy replied,"Yes, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."

[Quoi]

Jemisa, you must read hundreds of cr@ppy jokes to get the 'jems' for us

[Jemisa]

You're right Quoi....

jem.

[marval]

Good one Jem