It's on the tv, but only because I can't be bothered to turn over.
3 light bulbs went this morning - lounge, kitchen and hallway. I don't normally bother with tv, but I wanted it on purely to produce a little bit of light. I had to phone OH at work to ask him how to turn it on, and even then it took me a further 5 minutes to figure it out!
Someone has just tweeted that it's a day in the life of Vlad the Impaler, winding his sinewy way form mosque to smoky jazz club which somehow seems about right.