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Well, I know who is not getting best answer for a real tit of a response; shame that Ed doesn't have a worst response box - that may be more revealing to the characters behind their learned contributions than the current 'best reply of excellence'.
However, with this thread, there there is a reply of such munificence and wit, which, IMO, stands out by a country mile (or is that mule, as I first typed).....though, I must add that there have been some cracking AB replies to this theme. So Scotches of your choice all around, the only acceptable mixer being more Scotch.