Procrastination

[marval]

What do we want?
Procrastination
When do we want it?
Next week.


Doorbells.
Don't knock it until you've tried it.


My kitchen appliances are involved in a bitter race row.
Apparently it all started when the pot called the kettle black.


A friend of mine has been offering me free scuba diving lessons for years now and has told me we can start next week.
I'm not going to hold my breath.


I've been accused of being “all mouth, no trousers.”
Well, the actual charges are for “causing a disturbance & indecent exposure on a bus.”


I can never concentrate on anything unless I give my body a little shake but have no idea why.
I shudder to think.


First thing in the morning the sun came out.
Later on the sun went back in.
Then it slowly got dark.
It really made my day.


I met a bloke who illegally harvests peoples' organs.
Now there's a man after my own heart.


I've invented a new Jet that has the ability to travel on water without the need for Fuel.
I just need to find out a way to build it, and the rest is plane sailing


I was at my local watering hole the other day when I thought to myself,
Maybe this move to Ethiopia wasn't right for me.


A fly meets another fly on the collar of an American golfer and says.
"What brings you to this neck of the Woods?"

[sandyRoe]

First one was a waste of time. The rest were good, though

[aelmpvw]

:-) sandy

[rosyposy]

liked all of those :0) and all new to me too -rosy