Once again the spit ball of sputum I call my life has dropped to another low. 27 and life still sucks, anyone got it worse than me. Not to sound horrible but I could do with some cheering up :/
I'd post a YouTube of them but it would get removed. Like I said they are vulgar, like to swear and drink Boddingtons. They were banned from nearly every city and USA.
Oh god nah I'm not blasting it out now. I do have some respect for other people lol. It really isn't the type of music anyone normal likes. It also isn't really the type of stuff women would like since they constantly sing about 'banging fit crack', 'beating their meat' and well, I can't even repeat it to be honest.
One of the least offensive songs is Turtles Heads.
I've edited the following lyrics...
"The fit bird at Tesco with the massive ***s said she'd meet me tonight
And she'd ring me at six,
The phone's rung twice, I haven't picked it up,
Coz I'm sitting here staring at a toilet duck
There's a turd hanging out of my ar*e
I've strained and I've pushed 'til my sphincter bled
There's a turd hanging out of my ar*e
It won't come out, it won't go back, its turtle's heads"