One Of Those Years

dizmouk2009 | 21:00 Fri 06th Sep 2013 | ChatterBank

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Once again the spit ball of sputum I call my life has dropped to another low. 27 and life still sucks, anyone got it worse than me. Not to sound horrible but I could do with some cheering up :/

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Carrying A Torch

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pixie373

Don't even know who they are. But whatever it is, enjoy! X

dizmouk2009

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Well they stop touring by 1995 lol so they aren't new. In fact Mutley Mclad is probably older than my step dad.

dizmouk2009

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I'd post a YouTube of them but it would get removed. Like I said they are vulgar, like to swear and drink Boddingtons. They were banned from nearly every city and USA.

Mamyalynne

Not too loud Diz.

pixie373

Probably good for the way you're feeling. What type of music is it?
Mamya, can you hear it from there? :-)

Mamyalynne

I can

pixie373

Oh dear. Better turn it down, diz

dizmouk2009

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Oh god nah I'm not blasting it out now. I do have some respect for other people lol. It really isn't the type of music anyone normal likes. It also isn't really the type of stuff women would like since they constantly sing about 'banging fit crack', 'beating their meat' and well, I can't even repeat it to be honest.

pixie373

Well, you've certainly repeated enough! Lol. Metal?

dizmouk2009

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One of the least offensive songs is Turtles Heads.

I've edited the following lyrics...

"The fit bird at Tesco with the massive ***s said she'd meet me tonight
And she'd ring me at six,
The phone's rung twice, I haven't picked it up,
Coz I'm sitting here staring at a toilet duck

There's a turd hanging out of my ar*e
I've strained and I've pushed 'til my sphincter bled
There's a turd hanging out of my ar*e
It won't come out, it won't go back, its turtle's heads"

pixie373

Lol! Those are beautiful, subtle lyrics

ummmm

He's behaved really badly, imo.

You cut short your stay with me to rush back because he needed you.

You do have friends. We might not be down the road but you're my friend xx

pixie373

There you are, diz. Speak to ummmm. I hope your friend comes to his senses and apologises, but meanwhile go to the real friends who care about you.

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