A young lad says to his dad '' You know you told us that we go to heaven with God and Jesus when we die?''
''Yes son, what about it?'' asks Dad.
''Well'' says the son '' Mum almost died this morning, she was making a terrible groaning noise and then she shouted ' God Jesus I'm coming' . Its a good job the milkman was on top holding her down or she would have gone to''