Gary Is In Hospital
Who the hell is Gary ?
Well Gary is the geezer who got home late one night and Marilyn, his wife, says "Where the hell have you been?"
Gary replies "I was getting a tattoo!"
"A tattoo"? She frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred quid note on my privates" he said proudly.
“What the hell were you thinking"? She said, shaking her head in disgust. "Why on earth would a Chartered Accountant get a hundred quid note tattooed on his privates?"
"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred quid anytime you want."
Gary is now in The Manchester Royal Infirmary, Critical Care Unit, Room 233.
No visitors until further notice.