I Can Hear A Funny....

[cupid04]

deep rumbling sound coming from next door. What do you think it could be?

[mikey4444]

Perhaps they had a large curry last night...that is normally the cause in my house.

[Dee Sa]

probably the washing machine, now mine is getting old it makes all sorts of noises.

[boxtops]

The rumblings next door to us are often my neighbour watching war films, it only seems to be the bass tones which come through the wall :-(

[Zacs-Master]

A bacon slicer in the cellar? Any missing persons near you?

[sunny-dave]

Perhaps he is tuning his motorbike ...

... which (now I've typed it) sounds like an absolutely filthy euphemism ...

[weecalf]

plumbing .Well you don't live next door to some of the so called comedians or you would hear nothing funny .

[Brinjal]

Snoring hippopotamus. I once had a neighbour that I could hear snoring through closed windows. Was horrible