They Claim To Have Dealt With The Odour, But What About The Sound?

[sandyRoe]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/fart-proof-pants-invented-using-2479966

[whiskeryron]

Do you not think that government should come up with a plan to capture farts & direct them to the National Grid thereby helping to keep down the price of gas ? We could make use of the huge Gasometers which are dotted about the country which could be renamed Fartometers, in fact we could go further & give incentives to make farting more popular, I envisage a fart payout based on the volume of gas produced, this could be payed from the cradle to the grave & we could also give medals to the nation's biggest & best farters who of course would be selected by holding local & then national farting competitions.

WR.

[whiskeryron]

I would like to nominate Jim Windass of Rippon North Yorkshire as Farter of 2013. He is capable of a 10 minute non stop distribution. He starts with a slight whistle which gradually expands to become very similar to the sound of a hurtling express steam train.

WR.