One Bullet

[sickofmorons]

One bullet - Jim Davison and Jessie Wallace in a room- what do you do?

[DMA]

Lock the door leaving the gun inside. Let them decide.

[sickofmorons]

But Davison would surely overpower Wallace considering his previous woman beating activities!

[jon1968]

........If you're locked in the room with them shoot yourself.

[sickofmorons]

Thanks John- you're a ****

[jon1968]

Eh?

[goldenboy]

shoot one and pistol whip the other to death

[sickofmorons]

Sorry I'm a ****, misunderstood many apologies, now wheres the gun?

[sickofmorons]

Yep niceone goldenboy- but pitol whipping is a far more drawn out and violent death, which one would recieve which?

[ermintrude35]

...get Jessie to err... perform fellatio on Jim...shoot her in the head...her mouth clamps in reaction...voila Jim Bobbit Davidson....

...I think I've thought way to hard about this question...jeeze I'm a sick cow...

[sickofmorons]

No ermintrude if people spent a bit more time thinking about serious philosophical questions such as this, and a little less time watching the absolute shyte programs 'people' like this or on what a better world we would have!

[littleoldme]

Sigh. If only I had two bullets instead of one, I could solve the dilemma easily.

I'd shoot Davidson twice. :-)

[sickofmorons]

Actually thinking about it I'd probably shoot Jim davison in the spine so he was confined to a wheelchair for the rest of his life- and he would have to ban himself from his own shows because we all know good old wife beating, racist, drink driving, homophobic bigot Jim doesen't like disabled people at his gigs. He really is a horrible man! And chances are by the time I shoot him he'll probably have got drunk, married Wallace and then beaten her to death anyway. It's just win, win!