Oh Dear Wayne Rooney

[davetuc]

Yet again he proved why he will never be World Class. A kick like that in the World Cup and the ref won't be scared to send him off (unlike the ref on Sunday!), and then he goes on Twatter to *** off Martin Tyler for saying he should have walked. The man is a moron, and if we wasn't playing football, would almost certainly be banged up by now.

[Peter Pedant]

if he weren't playing f
if he weren't playing f

( theres an imperfect subjunctive in the protasis dictated by the conditional in the apodosis. [ - because he DOES play football ] )

Honestly I blame English masters and Colleen (in equal measure ) for behaviour such as this

Wayne's behaviour of course. We all expect him to turn out like Beckham but Colleen is holding him back - back in the 'pule

[weecalf]

Have you seen spurs lately now that's reason for concern .managers says they were great between the first and second goal ,don't know what he thought of between the other 4 goals .

[davetuc]

Peter............Find something better to do please. Thankyou.

[Ric.ror]

Like his tattoo Wayne has 'Just enough eduction to perform'
That includes signing those £1million pound checks - and they don't pay him that for being a moron now do they

[Arksided]

I've wanted to slap Fellaini myself to wake him up, but I'm not paid for such indiscretions... surely Gary Medel should have walked... and since you're looking retro-speculatively DaveUTC maybe they wouldn't have scored.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-0f5rLE1VQ&feature=youtube_gdata